just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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