My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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