I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
