ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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