I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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