Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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