Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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