should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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