I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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