K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We don't watch enough power rangers
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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