I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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