Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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