I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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