that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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