are you still at the devil's house?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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