dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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