We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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