I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
God, I missed his penis.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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