dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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