I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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