the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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