Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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