I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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