if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I have already put on my inside pants.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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