god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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