you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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