ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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