dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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