You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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