Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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