You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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