There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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