i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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