you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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