I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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