my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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