just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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