Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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