on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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