Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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