So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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