I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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