she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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