Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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