Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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