using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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