Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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