Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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