At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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