Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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