if you like me you must not know who I am
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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