White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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